Feel the Burns
Report from Andrew Fullwood:
A poetic race report from the back with apologies to the Bard and anyone else with good taste.
Eight Westies left the west coast
To the east and south to Selkirk
A race for the Bard in the Borders was determined to take place
The laddies four in number
Two Davids, a Chris and an Andrew
Ably matched by the lassies
Charlotte, Elizabeth, Sophie and let’s not forget Leanne.
Feel the Burns had been shortened because of the lying snow
As we slipped along to the start line it still promised a tough eight miles
More snow was forecast later, just about the time they would shout go
Near two hundred toed the line at noon
All keen for the lying snow
Off up the icy forest road, thinking of the end…
To sprint downhill on stony ice or best to take it slow?
Soon onto the hill we ventured icy road was soon forgot
As we wound away past powdery snow in a trod cut for the slow
A few flakes started falling as we congaed up Peat Law
Then on up to Three Brethren afore a gallop down the hill
The height hard won was quickly lost and the snow was getting thicker
Across the valley and up a rise the snow here was much thicker
Two ringing marshals welcomed us and urged us further on
Down again to the bottom of Foulshiels but rocky paths tempered the snow
A drink and jelly baby were kindly offered to help us up the hill
The steep snowy staircase of Foulshiels saps the strength of the legs as we go
And as we get to the top in the snow
A herd of black cows look disgusted by the human fools in the snow
The wind now was whipping the snow in our eyes as down one last time we did go
Not easy to see but at least you’re assured that a fall should be soft in the snow
Over a stile down the next field and then over the fence to the road
The wind now has gone and the vision returned as we stretch our legs out for the end
On the road where we started a little more grip in fresh snow
So a dash to the finish a few places to swap
A man in his simmet having a really good go
The racing now over and it’s back to the club for a heat
Super-fast Westies were still hibernating or waiting for Beelzebub
So Bog Trotters took prize haggises home but all were well rewarded for their efforts in the snow
A prize for all. A haggis Pie
And soup for chilly bones
Maybe next year there’ll be less snow, further then we’ll have to go,
But either way it’ll be a great day and for haggis prizes we will run.
Well Done One and All!
Christopher McKiddie – 1.27.15
David Atkin – 1.28.23
David Rogers – 1.29.36
Sophie Philbrick – 1.31.11
Charlotte Heath – 1.34.52
Elizabeth Adams – 1.38.58
Andrew Fullwood – 1.42.13
Leanne Cooke – 1.53.00
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