Mull vs. Loch Ossian shoot-out

Mull and Loch Ossian are two different, yet similar Westie weekends. Here’s how they stack up head-to-head:

Capacity: Loch Ossian: 20; Mull: 20 (+ overflow into nearby campsite / BnBs / etc.)

Distance to nearest pub: Mull: 30m; Loch Ossian: 30km.

Reachable Munros: Loch Ossian: over a dozen; Mull: 1.

Hot showers: Mull: yes (super nice ones); Loch Ossian: a loch (*).

Toilets: Mull: en-suite, sensor lights that turn on automatically; Loch Ossian: outhouse, byo torch (but no need to flush!).

Access: Loch Ossian: train; Mull: ferry.

Wildlife: Mull: Sea eagles, golden eagles, imaginary otters, red deer; Loch Ossian: red deer, no imaginary otters, probably other stuff.

Typical weather: Mull: intermittent rain; Loch Ossian: driving rain, sleet.

Friendliness of wardens: Loch Ossian: super friendly; Mull: not so much.

Cake: Mull: yes; Loch Ossian: yes.

Raw overall score: Mull: 5, Loch Ossian: 2, tied: 3.

Adjusted overall score: Mull: 5, Loch Ossian: 200, tied: 3.

(*) Hot showers are rumoured to have been installed next to the recreation wing.